Delta agent while boarding my 4th connection flight home: Anyone ever tell yah you look like Mark Zuckerberg?
Me: 😐
Self conscious inner thoughts: Do I look like I have to breath through my skin and have to exert conscious effort to look human? 😧
@derrydoberman no, you look like black and red doggo
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@derrydoberman no, you look like black and red doggo